James: Do we have a deal?
Me: Yeah, I guess...but I think I'm getting the crap end of the stick here.
James: Shouldn't have let me catch you slipping.
Me: Fine! I'll sneak you an extra cookie everyday if you promise not tell anyone, ever.
James: And?
Me: And I promise that I will also squeeze a little chocolate in your milk cup every morning.
James: That's right! "Wonka" it up! Holla!
Me: You know, I could just tell everyone. And then you wouldn't get anything.
James: But you won't.
Me: Where did you learn to blackmail, anyway?
James: It's not blackmail. It's intense, one-sided negotiating. Anyway, where did you learn the Team Umizoomi theme song and why were you creating a special dance for it in the mirror?
Me: Maybe you should learn to knock first. And then we wouldn't find ourselves in this little situation...
James: Whatever...Where's my cookie?
Me: Yeah, I guess...but I think I'm getting the crap end of the stick here.
James: Shouldn't have let me catch you slipping.
Me: Fine! I'll sneak you an extra cookie everyday if you promise not tell anyone, ever.
James: And?
Me: And I promise that I will also squeeze a little chocolate in your milk cup every morning.
James: That's right! "Wonka" it up! Holla!
Me: You know, I could just tell everyone. And then you wouldn't get anything.
James: But you won't.
Me: Where did you learn to blackmail, anyway?
James: It's not blackmail. It's intense, one-sided negotiating. Anyway, where did you learn the Team Umizoomi theme song and why were you creating a special dance for it in the mirror?
Me: Maybe you should learn to knock first. And then we wouldn't find ourselves in this little situation...
James: Whatever...Where's my cookie?
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