Me: Look, James! A purple pony!
James: Yes, I see. Purple is often referred to as the color of royalty. Perhaps the author of this children's book was alluding to the fact that our equestrian friends are often overlooked as not only one the hardest working mammals, but also one of the smartest. These, of course, being some of the characteristics of some of the greatest kings in history.
Me: Wow! That was very deep and insightful, James.
James: Take for instance, King Solomon, King David, or even King Ralph...
Me: Now you're just being silly. And how would you know to reference an obscure movie from 15 years before you were born?
James: I just pooped.
James: Yes, I see. Purple is often referred to as the color of royalty. Perhaps the author of this children's book was alluding to the fact that our equestrian friends are often overlooked as not only one the hardest working mammals, but also one of the smartest. These, of course, being some of the characteristics of some of the greatest kings in history.
Me: Wow! That was very deep and insightful, James.
James: Take for instance, King Solomon, King David, or even King Ralph...
Me: Now you're just being silly. And how would you know to reference an obscure movie from 15 years before you were born?
James: I just pooped.
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